Sun Microsystems' rejected ads

Check out these bold ads by Sun Microsystems:

http://www.sun.com/emrkt/rejected/

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In independent lab tests versus Dell, engineers concluded it saves 56% in energy costs." They also concluded,
NOW THAT'S WHAT WE CALL AN ASS-WHOOPIN'.

50% faster than Dell.
66% more energy efficient than Dell.
100% MORE BITCHIN' THAN DELL.

Given how hot and slow our competitor's servers are, it's no surprise their name
RHYMES WITH HELL.

BENCHMARK STUDIES
PROVE THAT DELL SUCKS
About 63% more energy than the new industry standard Sun x64 Server.